Front: “Canal Street USA” mosaic print featuring downtown Mother Manhattan’s original WTC skyline, The Tourist Traphouse type, Faux Fashion Reaper type + mascot, NYPD barricades, LV medallions, gold-plated Folex Submariner, 4 authentic-bootleg handbags, and all 10 MTA subway-line escape routes.
“From Cortlandt Alley to the Bowery/ Past the dirty Hudson River fish/ Bubble-guns blow like trumpets/Two-for-one egg custards/You got product pump n’ dump it, cuz it’s all the black-hands/ Chinese and Italian hand-to-hands./ Cash money piled high/ grands on grands on Grand.” - excerpt from The Theme Song. Over-sized beach towel. For best results: machine wash cold & throw it on the clothesline tenement style.

• Machine-Washable

• 52% Cotton 48% Polyester, thin (terry-cloth feel)

• Over-sized dimensions 30” x 60”

• Sublimation dye print on one side only