Front: When screen-time is ALL your time…. have your degenerate-ass book a 3 month stay at the “The Endless Scroll Rehabilitation Center”…. Serenity- Community- Reality…. Or just pretend you visited and copped this soothing, namaste graphic tee, that includes a cheese-dick stock image of multi-racial hands, off their phones, and clasped in unity.

All graphics are printed with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) ink sprayed on the shirt to mimic the Lo-Fi, DIY bootlegs and knockoffs that made Canal Street what it is today.
Colors are meant to be slightly faded and have a vintage contrast. For best results: machine wash cold, inside out & throw it on the clothesline tenement style.

• Unisex- ladies order one size down

• 100% jersey knit, Gildan 2400

• Pre-shrunk

• Classic fit